I like to tell riddle and jokes

My mummy likes to give me riddle all the time. This morning I asked my mom a riddle. She was laughing non stop over roti chanai!


Me: Dalam banyak-banyak binatang, binatang apa yang kedekut?
Mummy: He. he. he
Ayah: Lembu
Me: Wrong. give up? Jawapannya kuda, sebab dia jalan bunyi kedekuk, kedekuk, kedekuk
Mummy: Ha, ha, ha, he....he, he

My Night Out at the Arabic Restaurant

Last night I went to an Arabic restaurant. The menu was different and it was all in Arabic.

I like the restaurant because it has a spinning ride.

Everybody climb inside the ride and my brother push very strong to make it spin. He spin the ride too fast and the ride base broke!

Everybody ran away when the workers came.